vampire weeknight

2 years ago

Cyrus Family Portrait.

I don’t know how it’s possible, but I feel if Miley were in this picture it would somehow make it classier…

2 years ago

Things I have learned from watching this episode of The Noie and Ems Show:

Toddlers can now have their own YouTube shows
Kids these days are getting high from sniffing hairspray (or spraying yourself in the eye with it)… but ONLY in the bathrooms of private jets, obvi.
Beauty secretz revealed!! Disney superstar Emily Grace Reaves gets her hair super sleek and shiny by using a pet hair roller. Also, here’s a tip: run your saliva-soaked finger through your premature widow’s peak to give it that extra oomph!
Noah’s life is run by mileyworld.com
Miley puts her dog in the cone of shame. Bad Miley.

2 years ago

The two pop goddesses before performing for the Queen of England today. It’s like actually kind of hard to decide who is dressed more appropriately for the occasion.

2 years ago

miley gets a glimpse into her future

“When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, ‘Are you serious? You don’t recognize me? I’m Miley Cyrus.’ The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran her credit card with her name on it and shrugged, ‘That’s nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day.’”

from ny post

2 years ago

“The Last Song” trailer, y’all! Some questions for discussion:

- Does anyone else find it odd that Miley doesn’t speak until the 1:01 mark?

- Did Miley’s audition performance that got her into Julliard involve a stripper pole or did it involve a stripper pole?

- If I leave New York City, will I be as mellow as Greg Kinnear? (1:34)

- Will Liam Hemsworth completely crush Miley when they make out on her bed or just make it very hard for her to breathe?

- And is that him beating up Justin Gaston to win Miley’s heart?!?! (2:08)

- Will the little brother character be more or less annoying than the little sister character in “(500) Days of Summer”?

2 years ago

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Notorious BIG vs Miley Cyrus - Party and Bullshit in the USA (Hathbanger Mash-Up)

Man, she’s gonna be like Justin [Timberlake]. She comes from that same musical background, where she’s just got it. Her voice is just there. The best way to put it is she’s special. When I worked with her, I was very impressed. I was like, ‘Whoa.’ »TImbaland, on… Miley Cyrus (via EW)

2 years ago

if this doesn’t motivate you to learn a second language, i don’t know what will.

(via marytom)

2 years ago

longlivethequeen:

1991:

titanics:

stolensilver:crystalballer:(via ihearthuckabees)

katy’s boobs are so fab

so much fab in one picture

if you exclude miley

and squinty

OMG LIEK WAU! WE HAZ MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION!

via longlivethequeen

2 years ago

This definitely is not a Nashville party.

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