First trailer for “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.” The cast is awesome (Michael Cera, Anna Kendrick, Brandon Routh, Mae Whitman, Chris Evans, Jason Schwartzman), but the trailer just feels bit off. Trying just a tad too hard.

The first trailer for “Eclipse,” you guys. Kind of feeling underwhelmed—Victoria is the worst villain (you can’t make a villain compelling simply by giving her red hair) and the love triangle is srsly played out by now. But, whatev, I’ll be there opening weekend.

The new trailer for “Toy Story 3” is the best. Loving the toy instant messenger jokez. And the new life/old life story line weirdly resonates!

Ooh, girl! Amanda Seyfried’s got herself the title role in “Chloe,”—set to come out this March. The flick will no doubt prove to be a departure from Seyfried’s quazi-innocent, fresh-faced roles in “Mean Girls,” “Big Love,” “Mama Mia,” and “Jennifer’s Body.” I mean,  Amanda goes from a make-out sesh with Megan Fox (“Jennifer’s Body”) to a sex scene with Julianne Moore, not to mention a frolic with Liam Neeson…Big sh*t poppin’ for Seyfriend in 2010! This salacious made-in-France trailer bares all…NSFW!

WTF is this movie ABOUT?! In the beginning, we see the glitz and glam of Carrie’s New York now that she’s successfully exploited the sex lives of everyone around her, married Big, and can has n e ting (I’d actually like to do a series of LOLSatC)…and then it turns into…a Destiny’s Child music video?

“Carrie on”? More liked Carried away…YES, in the tradition of the show/ugh, movies, I WILL use puns to express my feelings.

AW, HELLZ NAH.

The only thing that could ruin a trailer for a movie with such a ridiculously awesome cast…is setting it to “I Gotta Feeling.” :(

(But major screen time for Taylor Squared!)

This is what I got from THE RUNAWAYS trailer: KStew is angsty, Dakota is eternally 6.

First trailer for Ridley Scott’s re-imagining of “Robin Hood” starring Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett. So extreme, you guys!

Behold - the most confusing movie trailer ever.  Some questions to ponder:

• Who are Michael Douglas’ actual biological children?
• Why is there a Jenna Fischer VO when her character’s not even introduced yet, so you have no clue who she’s related to?
• Is Michael Douglas rich or not?
• Is this actually 3 different movies spliced into 1?  (Including IT’S COMPLICATED)

This is the preview for the (YES, REAL) movie THE 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN WHO KNOCKED UP SARAH MARSHALL AND FELT SUBPERBAD ABOUT IT.  Real title.  Real movie.  Real reason to drive me to suicide.

I’m definitely getting my tickets now.

New indie movie staring Edward Cullen, Claire Littleton, and James Bond wooooot.

Looks good enough, but it’s a bit nauseating at times. The worst #indiemoviecliche (which is saying a lot) is that the girlfriend character EATS HER DESSERT FIRST. Because SHE’S SO QUIRKY LIKE THAT.

“Nine” looks more like a Lady Gaga music video for adults than a movie.