Taylor Swift recently tweeted: ” I just used a Sharpie as eye liner in the airplane bathroom.”

Thanks to Michael K at dlisted.com, we have a potential image of that sharpie/chola masterpiece.

at first, i was just going to comment on how incredible this tweet is. i mean, LOL 4 dayysss… right, guys?

but THEN i saw this background and i suddenly felt very confused/grateful. dj pauly d’s twitter background is truly a gift from g-d. he has decided to portray himself as an audiophile’s sex slave, armed only with a LaserDisc and a cloud of gay eighties neon lights. and that makes sense. to me.

Twitter releases the most trend-ed topics of 2009!

Quick reactions: Harry Potter beats Twilight! Adam Lambert is surprisingly note-worthy. Teen Choice Awards WTF.

anokaything:

this is the url at the bottom of the screen when you “unfollow” someone on Twitter. Read closely. Really Twitter?…”DESTROY?”…maybe I just don’t have time to follow @amandabynes anymore. Did you ever think of that?!! I’m not trying to “destroy” anything, I’m just trying to streamline my life. I can’t follow everyone, no matter how interesting @golfmonthly is.

Heavy, man.

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com

this post in itself is a MLIT moment.